Q: When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
A: When it’s a French fry!
Joe: Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
Bob: Tell me.
Joe: You might press your luck!
Q: Why do frogs like Saint Patrick’s Day?
A: Because they’re already wearing all green!
Peyton: What did the leprechaun say on March 17?
Cody: I dunno.
Peyton: “Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”
Evan: What’s Irish and stays out all night?
Evan: Paddy O’Furniture.