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Saint Patrick’s Day Jokes

Q: When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?

A: When it’s a French fry!

Joe: Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
Bob: Tell me.
Joe: You might press your luck!


Q: Why do frogs like Saint Patrick’s Day?

A: Because they’re already wearing all green!

Peyton: What did the leprechaun say on March 17?
Cody: I dunno.
Peyton: “Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”

Evan: What’s Irish and stays out all night?
Steffan: What?
Evan: Paddy O’Furniture.

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