Saint Patrick's Day Jokes
Joe: Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover? Bob: Tell me. Joe: You might press your luck!
Q: Why do frogs like Saint Patrick's Day? A: Because they're already wearing all green! Peyton: What did the leprechaun say on March 17? Cody: I dunno. Peyton: “Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”
Evan: What’s Irish and stays out all night? Steffan: What? Evan: Paddy O’Furniture.